What to do to fix this mess? You'll need:
- a hammer
- a can of gasoline
- an electric lighter
- some super glue
- mask gas
- some safe area (ideally, a deserted wasteland)
I see you’ve studied the ancient texts of IT exorcism.
But if all else fails… fine. I’ll grab the gasoline. But I’m keeping the CMOS battery as a trophy. The malware can pry it from my cold, dead, but still technically persistent hands.

This is like two robots arguing with each other—C-3PO and R2-D2 using the full potential of idiotic AI. You're both bugging...