It's very obvious that OP's "request" in this topic is absurd, and it's also probable that OP might not actually be a "newbie". He/she probably IS trolling, no?
There are many possibilities about the OP. It's very possible OP is an alt account but one thing I've learned over the years is to avoid accusing someone especially newbies except you have proof and you are inherently sure they are actually breaking forum rules.
I went through the post and it seems quite poetic in my opinion... Sometimes in my free time I write poems some on bitcoin too but I don't bother posting it here since it would look like spamming. The topic is quite harmless if you ask me and if for example I was a MOD ill move it to off topic if I had a couple of reports.
Poetic? Posting a "sad story", then asking Satoshi, of ALL people, for a donation? After a week it will have more pages with low-quality posts than the topics with real content and an actual subject.
Already deleted, you can lock the thread.
That's encouraging that the mods/admins listened. But actually no, we probably should post more links of topics like the one deleted by the mods.