A friend pointed this out: Maybe it's time to stop reporting bitcoin price in "dollars" and instead use the more proper term of "millions".
IE: Bitcoin just hit .11 today. Woo hoo!
or at least thousands...110, perhaps
millions-would be awkward if we drop to 95K...0.095...looks almost like zero

EDIT i hear you, though..that's how some people in CA are talking about houses: "this one is 5, this one is 3.5, this one is 4", lol