we are in hell because everyone is to stupid to realize they are printing unlimited $hit and taking our limited time, goods and services, and all of the worlds leaders are kid diddlers in more than one way.
Don't worry. I know how to prevent human extinction, but I will do nothing, so when humans go extinct, there will be no more leaders who diddle kids like Thomas Jefferson (who diddled his slave Sally).
Regards,
-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
Bill Clinton: I did diddle that woman, My N@#$a Lewinsky with my diddlydingledicker. I always told everybody to lie, all the time; always. These allegations are true. But I need to go back to work for the American people. Because there are presidents who are worse than me like Thomas Jefferson who diddled his teenage slave with his diddlydingledicker.
Reporter: Her name is Monica not My N@#$a.
Reporter in 2020: Michelle, do you forgive Thomas Jefferson for diddling his African American teenage slave Sally with his diddlydingledicker.
Michelle Obama: I most certainly do not forgive Thomas Jefferson for diddling Sally with his diddlydingledicker.