Wow, this is hilarious dude!
Instead of these people to lose their entire Bitcoin portfolio, it's better you keep it safe so there will be no malware that with corrupt it lol.
It seems you will be a good wallet recovery service with years of experience. Life is good dude

Funny, sure. But at some point there might actually be some old man/woman with dementia sending their seed phrase...
It's a made up email. If it really exists and somebody sends their seed to it
, the universe wanted it that way