Can I get started with "no money down" and guaranteed cash flow too?  
Because that’s about the level this pitch is at.  

If someone actually wants to live in Thailand, fine. But as an
"investment" for a foreigner not even on the ground? The only ones
making real money are the developers and the management company. 

Can I get started with "no money down" and guaranteed cash flow too? 
Because that’s about the level this pitch is at.