What in the Super Mario Bros is this?
Green dildos > Red pipes
That's gotta be one of BobLawblaw's rusty pipes.
In today's price ranges it's a rusty pipe for ants, though

OT EDIT: Back from holiday, which got a little messy, because the oldest son got ill. Vomit on one bed and half a room's floor. We managed to stay for three more days, but since we needed to see a doctor in the end, we returned home two days before the apartment's booking actually ended. Young Mr. Crown Prince is doing better again 
...and a actual keyboard to type on again 