Haha, really, if people are going to give away their private keys then by all means... go for it... 
umm, yeah we are going to give away our private keys simple instructions:
1. make a copy of your wallet.dat to use for CLAM
2. create a new address and send your coins there
3. safely import your previous copy of wallet.dat into your CLAM wallet and just don't use the old addresses anymore
Yeah
It seems some people are either incapable of understanding, or choose to not listen
Ah well, here we are -> CLAMS to the world.
Take it or leave it, they are your CLAMS; and should be waiting for you if or when you decide to claim them.