Go to primedice, get the free 250 satoshi that they will give you every minute that your account is 0.
Bet it all at 5% chance, if you lose, get another free 250.
Once you do hit, bet it all again at 30% chance, and another time all at .30% chance.
Then deposit a small amount after it confirms you can bring it all home.
Takes a while to get 3 low chance hits in a row like that but it's much more than a week of faucets.
A friend told me this, I've never personally tried it.

For the math-challenged, this method will earn about $0.09 per hour on average. You are much better off with a minimum-wage job.
If you bet 250 satoshis once per minute on the 5% bet, you will win about 5000 every 20 minutes, on average. 5000 satoshis is worth about $0.03.
If you always make the subsequent 30% bet, then you will win about 0.00017 BTC every hour, on average. 0.00017 BTC is worth about $0.09.
If you alway make the final 0.3% bet, then you will win about 0.06 BTC (about $40) every 15 days of constant betting, night and day, on average.