I'd be happy to be your personal troll. You may pay me in DRK.

No, I said healthy shit, not healthy coins!
That is not 100% troll proof, but it is 100% proof you're not up to speed on DRK, suggesting trollness.
Jesus, get a room.

Blasphemy! Evan is the crypto-Jesus. See previous post on intelligent design.
Imagine if God copypastaed the world, oh, wait, people are all pretty much the same... Maybe WE ARE ALL SHITCOINS made by a copypasta god? Are we being pumped and dumped on an astral plane of shitcoin crypt exchanges? OH NOES, my reality, it are divided by zero! How do I panic-sell myself to a greek god that may or may not exist?
copypasta god.. pasta.. god.. pastafarianism.. Flying spaghetti monster.. coin! That's what we could all do for the next 3 weeks! Release a flying spaghetti monster coin!
Pastafarian... I'm going to buy my own personal island in the Caribbean where I will toke using the skin of the stupid as papers. Dreads look kinda like spaghetti, right? But white guys with dreads are douchey...
@bystanders: If you want a useful DRK thread, go to darkcointalk.org. This one was overthrown a long time ago. It's just us trolls and trollhunters now... The dev shows up to post a link to a real thread every hundred pages or so... That's about it. Quit complaining. You knew what you were going to find on bitcoin
talktrollscreed.org... This whole forum is a waste of bandwidth and an insult to the Internet.