Quote from: ASFy on June 12, 2014, 09:46:40 PM

Quote from: jnasm77 on June 12, 2014, 03:35:12 PM

Old Mr. Jnasm had problems of his own.
He had a little cat that just wouldn't leave his home.
He tried and he tried to give the cat away.
He gave it to a little man going far far away...

But the cat came back the very next day.
Yes, the cat came back. They thought he was goner
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.

He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note.
He told the boy to take the cat up river on a boat.
The boat turned over and was never found,
And now they drag the river for the little boy who drowned...

But the cat came back the very next day.
Yes, the cat came back. They thought he was goner
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.

The man around the corner said he'd shoot the cat on sight.
He loaded up his shotgun full of nails and dynamite.
He waited... and he waited... 'till the cat came walking round
And ninety-seven pieces of the man was all they found...

But the cat came back the very next day.
Yes, the cat came back. They thought he was goner
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.

The H-bomb fell the very next day.
The A-bomb fell in the very same way.
Russia went! England went! And then the USA.
The entire human race was left without a chance to pray...

But the cat came back the very next day.
Yes, the cat came back. They thought he was gone,
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.

And then the cat dropped dead.

He gave the cat to a dev going up in a balloon,
Told him to take the cat to the fuckin moon;
Balloon cam down about ninety miles away,
And everyone says that the Dev ran away.

But the cat came back the very next day.
Yes, the cat came back. They thought he was gone,
But the cat came back. He just wouldn't stay away.

Looked like the cat lay sleeping on a summers day,
Along came Jnasm singing cat songs just for play;
No body cared or listened to what was said,
He was just poking a stick into a kitty that was dead.

But the cat may still come back.