Where would one get an implanted ASIC mining chip installed in one's person, and can I pay in Dogecoin? xD

When will this stupid currency finally die?

Do people not say the same thing about Bitcoin all the time?

Even in their sleep?

How can Bitcoin be stupid?

Did you really just say the president eats Bitcoins for lunch? Huh

Do you really think that it's possible?

Can he eat hard drive with bitcoin wallet on it?