banned on a technical forum for having the world geek in your name!
LOL. How about, banned for having an obscure reference to Lord of the Rings in your username.
Banned by having a paid signature and made a post in off-topic
Banned for being Mark Karpeles sockpuppet account.
Banned for speaking the name of the one to which we do not speak of.
Banned for using my wifes picture as your avatar
Banned for having an unfaithful wife who slept in my bed last night.
banned from what they forbid
and forbid what they forbid
because of the ban is to be broken
Banned for muddling my brain
