banned on a technical forum for having the world geek in your name!

Cheesy

LOL. How about, banned for having an obscure reference to Lord of the Rings in your username.

Banned by having a paid signature and made a post in off-topic

Banned ofr banning someone with a paid signature when you have one.

Banned for being Mark Karpeles sockpuppet account.

Banned for speaking the name of the one to which we do not speak of.

Banned for using my wifes picture as your avatar

Banned for having an unfaithful wife who slept in my bed last night.

banned from what they forbid

and forbid what they forbid

because of the ban is to be broken

Banned for muddling my brain Roll Eyes

Banned for too many quotes