The difference between me and your broker is that I guarantee a profit and a much better one
A much better profit? LMAO! This just keeps getting better.
The only guarantees in life are death and taxes and only a fool would fall for your scheme. I'm done but do let us know about all the profit you make for the suckers.
BTW if you're so good at making money then why are you in here begging? Your gambling buddies should have plenty of dough to invest with you.