Banned due to political correctness.

Banned for trying to be politically correct.

banned for being a man

banned for money laundering

banned for humping a lot

Banned for using drugs.

Banned for confusing hump with hemp

Banned for not confusing CharlieSeen with Charlie Sheen.

Banned because I didn't sleep well.

Banned for complaining about your health problems - go see one of those doctor quacks!