Quote from: muyuu on March 26, 2012, 03:59:18 PM

Quoting it, since it's becoming a bit of a moving target.

Quote from: BitMatch on March 22, 2012, 11:16:02 AM

Let's cut to the chase, folks.

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   What sucks more is feeling like opportunities are passing you by because you didn't invest the time to follow them.

   It also sucks when you feel like you are losing more prospects daily as you grow older.

It seems that the more energy you spend looking for someone worth a damn,
   the more you are naturally disappointed by the depressing reality that on the internet,

   anyone can be fake,

   elusive

   and frankly--

   disappointing.

You may spend hours with someone trying to present yourself in a way to keep their interest

   ...only to learn that they are simply playing games.

You may spend hours searching through profiles and photos,

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population of the known world

.

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Give an honest description of what you are (afraid of commitments, mostly lazy) but give a backstory to your reasoning so that it can be fixed through discussion.
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Please quote this too. More free advertising for me. What exactly is "moving" other than the length of this page?