BTC is a safer bet than gold imo

Not safer. It has a higher risk of going to zero. Much more +EV though.

Would you rather take 30 of these:

http://www.usacoinbook.com/us-coins/gold-bar-1-kilo.jpg

Or 2700BTC?

If you cant take anything in between?

Wow 2700 BTC will comfortably put you in the Validimir club. I'd take that any day of the week Wink

how'd you know all those bars were filled with tungsten? oh, you didn't?

Of course I didn't. I just assumed they were gold for this thought experiment.

How many of "those" you own?