I am sure that would be even harder to follow.
Don't you think?

Actually, isn't there already such a thread, in the form of e1ghtSpace's "The statement Game!" (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=638190.0)?

Good to know, but since finding answers is supposed to be harder than asking questions, will that thread ever catch up with this one?

Why do you care?

Don't you worry, for example, that having all clocks turn clockwise could mess up the rotation of the Earth?