Many people tried their best to explain this before it was too late, but we were drowned out by the shrieking of trolls like yourself and the rest of your Free Stuff Army.

If HashFast doesn't ship anything this year, apart from Christmas cards, I get a full refund. In BTC.
Given the coins have appreciated 300% vs fiat since I spent them, I'm fine with that.
ICEBREAKER's very next post in that thread...
Hi all,
Here is a picture of Kenneth Slaughter, VMC CEO, receiving the wafers!

Cheers,
ACTIVE MINING Team
EDIT: Oops, that's actually the CEO of HashFast receiving their wafers.
ALWAYS BET ON iCE...Pick of the same dude after receiving more orders for HashFast miners.

Same dude after Christmas, 2013.
