Many people tried their best to explain this before it was too late, but we were drowned out by the shrieking of trolls like yourself and the rest of your Free Stuff Army. 
If HashFast doesn't ship anything this year, apart from Christmas cards, I get a full refund. In BTC.
Given the coins have appreciated 300% vs fiat since I spent them, I'm fine with that.
Given the coins have appreciated 300% vs fiat since I spent them, I'm fine with that.
Yes, I was deluded by glittering visions of risk-free windfalls, which I should have realized were an economic impossibility. Greed + confirmation bias is a PITA.
Seriously you/hashfast are full of shit.
You didn't have any sort of epiphany about your delusions, you simply changed your opinion to fit your agenda which has always been promoting hashfast as the best who can never do anything wrong.
There is nothing "economically impossible" about btc refunds. Any competent company with that policy would keep the btc payments in cold storage instead of converting them to USD and gambling on the exchange rate.