Many people tried their best to explain this before it was too late, but we were drowned out by the shrieking of trolls like yourself and the rest of your Free Stuff Army. 
If HashFast doesn't ship anything this year, apart from Christmas cards, I get a full refund. In BTC.
Given the coins have appreciated 300% vs fiat since I spent them, I'm fine with that.
Given the coins have appreciated 300% vs fiat since I spent them, I'm fine with that.
I nominate this for the quote of the year prize. (prize = paying trollers to troll you).
I call them trollers while a more fitting definition would be people employed with the sole goal of deceiving a community in order to get cash in form of preorders to be recycled and end up in their personal pockets.