Quote from: CaptainTE on September 25, 2014, 06:02:47 PM

-A plane flown by a woman is technically a drone...because it is unmanned. Har har Grin

-Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make...then they don't call me at all.

-If Al Gore ever came out with a music album it would be called...Algorithms

-After the Nigerian football team was eliminated from the World Cup, the Nigerian captain offered to refund the travel expenses to Brazil of all fans of his country...All he needs is those fans' bank details and pin numbers to refund them.

-Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

-What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married? Feyonce.

-How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?
Lean in close, take a deep breath and scream at the top of your lungs:
WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?

-Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

-I was thinking about moving to Moscow today but there is no point in Russian into things.

I'll show myself out...

Lots of good ones, great effort. This Sunday we ll select our first 5 winners. There is still time to win this week, keep these jokes coming.