Post escrow if you are serious. I would be willing to serve as escrow. My services cost fortunately exactly 1 BTC.

That's funny, because my escrow-service is slightly cheaper, I work for only 0.9999999999 BTC.

I bid 0.8900000001.

0.8888888888

You all know where this is heading.

I do it for 0.5 BTC. No wait, 0.25 BTC. Ok, I'll do it for free!