-Day three btc is at $700. Your equity is at $14.02 ($700-$666RyNinDaCleM share-$19.98three day 1% swap interest), 15% Maintenance Margin means that you need to be at least at $120 (800*15%). But $14.02 < $120 MARGIN CALL!
Shouldn't there be "you need to be at lest at $105 (700*15%)" ?
Anyways, it was a huge LOL, epic post, thank you for the laughs!
You're correct.