would anyone want to meet the man who cheated on his tomato?

Or, meet the woman obsessed with carrots?

Did you know she has 35 carrot tattoos? Huh

Did you know she's known as the carrot queen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPLc3Tvuuc

Is that a case of objectophilia, like bitcoinophilia, or just plain obsession, like bitcoinomania?

How long have you been a lollapaloozaphile?

Why do you have to use such complicated words?

Is he trying to get other questers discombobulated, befuddled, or merely flummoxed?

How did you know what to pen to get my dick hard?