I've lost zero bitcoins. Every bitcoin is right where it should be.

Well, since your everyday necessities and everything around you is priced in fiat and not in bitcoin, you've lost 55% of your purchasing power.

How does it make you feel to say something so pointless and idiotic?

It's certainly not pointless since opening post asks how much have you lost in terms of dollars, and I don't see how is it idiotic either?

Of course you don't. You want the price lower. The more bearish pointless threads the better!