Does Bitcointalk have a script writer that comes up with this shit? This is the most foolish and at the same time entertaining thread I've witnessed here yet.
OP, you are either Patrick Murck, you're sleeping with him or you're a very clever and talented troll. I can't believe that Patrick Murck would come to this forum to masturbate like this so you're not him (and that's what this is too - public masturbation). That leaves either an overprotective lover or a clever troll. Which one are you?
You have forgotten a fourth option: Paid services.
It is possible that TKeenan is paid by Patrick...

True, he could be a paid troll. That would make sense considering his use of the word "we" when asking for a retraction. The troll considers itself a part of it's master like a faithful dog.
I was thinking more along the lines of a lover/cum dump because the responses are too sharp and angry. Lovers will vehemently defend their partners even when the partner doesn't believe it's worth the fight. (We've all experienced this, out on the town and some asshole cracks wise and you choose to ignore it but SHE goes apeshit. Now you're beating the hell out of some asshole because she started it.) I'm leaning toward this being Murck's bitch.