Quote from: Page1 on November 22, 2014, 12:24:49 PM

I love art, pure bullshit, since I myself create abstract ancient occult symbolism that I've sold for 50K a canvas to some brainiacs over the decades. They take a few minutes to create, haha.

The first canvas I sold was just a black dot on a white canvas, some moron lawyer in the gallery having my first showing decades ago was pointing to it laughing, so I go up and show him a quarter and say imagine this is a black dot and we're at the beginning of time now describe what image or symbol you see.

He said a see a quarter, I said and a quarter has what shape, he says it's round, and I say what symbol is round, he scratches his head and didn't say too much so I say a circle and a circle represents what number he said proudly a zero.

I said now look at the side view of the quarter or black dot, what symbol or number do you see, he said a line a one.

I said now look at it's reverse what number he said 0, so I said what about this side what number he said 1, then I said how about the top or or bottom what number he said 1's.

So I wrote on a napkin 010111^4 that is the mathematical expression of a point in time that modern physics says doesn't exist, yet you saw it, then I grabbed a copy of one of my books off one of the tables in the gallery opened it up and said this chapter in this book explains the POINT OF CREATION how a simple primordial black stone was moved by thought to created every mathematical equation there is in the great super computer YOU LIVE IN...

Then I showed him the picture of the painting he was laughing at on the cover of the book and said, the one before you is a copy, it's 10K and I made it so write the check out to the owner and you have the most valuable piece of art you will ever own, since I MADE IT and I'm a ripple in time that makes historic waves...

So I sold my first canvas for 10K and the guy has bought a ton more ever since.

I love art, as a dadaist and THE ARTIST whatever I SAY IS ART since the rest of the world are not artists, art is whatever the artist says it is

No you didn't.