I know I seem like a downer to you starry-eyed finance enthusiasts; no one likes being told to stop running with scissors. ...
The thing is, your providing an unneeded service. I have been buying and using bitcoins since they were $0.70. I have never lost any money and if bitcoin went away tomorrow I would walk away having been wildly financially successful. You say that people like me are just sour because we didn't sell at the high. But I have never and will never sell a bitcoin. I use bitcoin to buy gold bars, guns, land, travel, cars, etc. I don't want or need dollars. I have a bunch of those also from ignoring FUD in other markets.
Bitcoin has made money for many, myself included. Just as those who buy into a pyramid scheme early, and divest in time, get rich.
It's the "divest in time" bit that you seem to be (intentionally?) ignoring.
If not for the n00b money which poured into Bitcoin before the crash, your stash would be worthless, because math. If people continue to sell, the price will continue to tank.
Of course it's in your best interest to maintain the illusion that all's well

