Quote from: 8VprMGOwgoDCXfUf on December 11, 2014, 08:50:37 PM

You have a project you need someone responsible and organized to work on.
You've looked at many profiles of people who say they know programming
but they're just amateurs, and if you work with them your project will fail and
you'll waste money.
I am just one of them. (lol

)
best programmer in the known(and unknown) Universe !
I operate on a completely different level* than most programmers do.
I'm the number one(#1), and everyone else is far behind. They're still debugging
while I ship useless code fast and like no other.
There is nobody else, not one, but many. I'm the best ever.
(I hear you other programmers mumbling in the background "who does this guy think he is?!"
I'll tell you who I am ! I'm the best ever !! I'm the best)

P.S.
I'm considering doing this as part-time work, but you know it'll turn out well, because
I am the best, numero uno #1. The best programmer in the universe(don't you ever forget that)

*Beginner

I am sorry to inform you about this. But, turns out, you are the second best, numero due #2 Sad

First of course, is the one and only ndnhc , the God of programming.