Ok, after a week and a half of searching it is CLEAR that there is no easy solution to this problem.
The goal or problem is checking the balance of a ton of addresses without having to import them with keys without having to run a linux machine, without having to run anything in python, just plain and simple copy a list of addresses......
1EMXdJrLUhyh5ycijPzmJKWGStQ915VGSJ
1EmXdS1QPA7wmJqH7WtfwaV6rM88LC9t6F
etc....
etc....
etc.....
to make such a software for the community to use.
What community is this useful for? Other people I've seen asking for this are trying to crack brainwallets (ineptly).
not to support this guys ideas but i think that if we take his intentions out of the equation, it's a good question and may come in handy for other people if it gets an answer.
I actually bumped into a pull request on the 0.9 branch
https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/3652/files which goes a long way into giving slightly more advanced users a function they've been asking for.