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Re: SwCpoker.eu | No Banking, Only Bitcoin | Bitcoin Poker 2.0 LIVE NOW!
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DontCallMeShirley
on 15/04/2015, 21:19:52 UTC
I was able to update yesterday but today i got booted in the middle of session because i was "logged into another computer." I was able to get back in via password reset, but that seemed weird.

From SwC Poker Twitter:
"We are aware of the erroneous "You are logged in from a different computer" bug that can occasionally affect some clients.
Working on it."

Updated and working for me...
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Re: SwCpoker.eu | No Banking, Only Bitcoin | Bitcoin Poker 2.0 LIVE NOW!
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DontCallMeShirley
on 22/03/2015, 05:32:27 UTC
Had it happen twice now on Claude 1BB table.  In the middle of a hand it crashes or something.  The hand is over and the money in the middle is removed from the table.  Hand 487839 and 514644.

Here are the hand histories.  Notice the hand never finishes.  If you check the total chips on table of this hand and the next you can see the chips are just gone.  Email support heard they were looking into it (one hand was yesterday and the other just happened tonight), but haven't seen a credit yet.

Hand #487839: No Limit Holdem - 2/2
2015-03-19 21:43:24
Table 'Claude 1BB' Seat 5 is the button
Seat 1: amir7777 (3.90 in chips)
Seat 5: whodisis (10.60 in chips)
Total Chips on Table: 14.50
whodisis: posts the small blind 200
amir7777: posts the big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to amir7777: [X X]
Dealt to whodisis: [Jc 7h]
whodisis bets 4


Hand #514644: No Limit Holdem - 2/2
2015-03-20 23:16:08
Table 'Claude 1BB' Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Irbbq (22.56 in chips)
Seat 2: whodisis (3.90 in chips)
Total Chips on Table: 26.46
Irbbq: posts the small blind 200
whodisis: posts the big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to whodisis: [8h Kd]
Dealt to Irbbq: [X X]

Wow thats a horrible glitch never had it happen to me but needs to be fixed right away. Looks like its happening primarily in the bb tables.  Have heard people in lobby saying it happened to them as well.  Should get rid of the 5 chip freerolls and add more 5 chip buyin tournament to nudge people into playing . Hardly any games running just people congregating in lobby waiting for the next 5 chip freeroll. Need to boost traffic somehow and put in some more tournaments. I am doing my part in getting games started btw.

 Its really hard to see the tournaments and whats available because of the glut of announced tournaments when you click on the regular tournament as well as the dozens of completed tournaments that remain cluttering the lobby. Hard to tell when tournaments are running because of the glut of announced and completeted.

click "Show Upcoming Only"
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 07/12/2014, 08:09:37 UTC



aab intentionally slow plays the bubble of krillroll which is also against the rules.  Though, I guess aab does seals a service by creating less overlay.

Against what rules?

"A player shall not intentionally excessively stall his turn(s) in order to alter the game dynamic, especially in order to meet a deadline such as a bubble or rebuy period ending."
-taken from the FAQ page
Despite aab from probably being a bot, I have seen a lot of people do that.
It happens a lot even on stars, and I wonder how to the poker sites determine if it is intentional or just to get ITM.

Yes everybody does it and it's intentional.  People rarely say anything because they do it when in that situation.  The way to improve the situation is hand for hand which I don't believe Seals has.

I still don't understand the part about creating less overlay in an krillroll aka freeroll Huh Huh

Not referring to the freerolls ofc...  aab never misses a tourney with overlay, so that's one less entry swc has to pay.  I think aab only plays overlays and freerolls. 
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 07/12/2014, 07:06:46 UTC



aab intentionally slow plays the bubble of krillroll which is also against the rules.  Though, I guess aab does seals a service by creating less overlay.

Against what rules?

"A player shall not intentionally excessively stall his turn(s) in order to alter the game dynamic, especially in order to meet a deadline such as a bubble or rebuy period ending."
-taken from the FAQ page
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 07/12/2014, 05:30:46 UTC
Maybe its Doug Lee.

I have defintiely seen HU bots on seals. They are everywhere .I hope seals tightens up against these people.

1)  apologies for not addressing this sooner.
2)  apologies in general for not playing must SwC recently: ST6 has needed my guidance for new software creation, and there are many parts to inspect.  We are closer than you think.
3) please list me all the usernames you feel are bots.  I remember playing a username that was bot-like during the 25 chip sunday HU-ament a few weeks ago.  I sent my analysis to ST6.




def aab for the reasons I stated, though I think he has been vetted by seals admin I am really incredulous as to how. Even if he uses automation 70 percent of the time should be enough to boot him No one I have ever played online sitsout all his blinds and other hands and comes back in and sits out until he gets a good hand whereupon he comes back in.

aab intentionally slow plays the bubble of krillroll which is also against the rules.  Though, I guess aab does seals a service by creating less overlay.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 26/11/2014, 20:35:32 UTC
Any talk of bots will fall on deaf ears; despite what the "Rule" say.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 16/09/2014, 06:08:40 UTC
Don't worry, you don't need to know how to play poker to win on Seals.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 19/08/2014, 04:36:54 UTC
SWC FREEROLLS:

1. 66 Player SNG (Sit & Go) I think it starts when there are less that 300 logins. Look under the "Sit & Go" tab. No password required
2. Donkdown Freeroll- Wednesday nights around 9PM CST. Is 400 chips prize pool (.400 BTC), I think... No password required
3. Krillrolls - Freerolls which are available to players who have accumulated enough "krill" to enter. To register you would log in to your "My Account" page at sealswithclubs.eu.  Registration links appear at the bottom of this page four hours before the tournaments starts. See sealswithclubs.eu/promotions for more details 
4. FFF (Fast Finger Freeroll) Also in the "Sit & Go" tab.  Codes for this freeroll are given out sporadically in chat.  You will have to be very fast to get in... I have been playing (in varying degree on innebriation) at seals since early 2013 and have yet to play in one of these. Password required
5. Grindabit  Weekly Freeroll - I don't know how to get into this... Go to grindabit.com and figure it out.  You can earn chips by completing offers there.
6. Boozehound Poker - Like Grindabit with different freerolls.
7. Other random freerolls -  Ocassionally, other sites will sponsor a freeroll. i.e Top 300 Krillroll, Just Dice reeroll, Grindabit inaugural freeroll

Did I miss any?

GL HF GG
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 10/08/2014, 02:26:39 UTC
There may be 300 logins but 250 of them are waiting for the 66 freeroll.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 01/08/2014, 23:34:33 UTC
It makes sense that it's "hard" to earn krill playing micros.
Anyone who has played with donk4u know's he is prone to hyperbole.

They ran top 300 krill freerolls once or twice. 

Also, I wouldn't put too much stock in psychedelics being a form of enlightenment.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 19/07/2014, 08:35:19 UTC
can u guys tell me where i can find the fastest finger free roll password?

Possibly the num1 question..... Watch the lobby... Occasionally fast finger freeroll (FFF) codes/passwords will be given out.  In times past SwC would fire some in various places on the internet.  Though, these freerolls have NOT been running very often as of late... AFAIK  There is a 66 freeroll under the "Sit & Go" tab.

Often, the cashout time is far less than 12hrs.


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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 18/07/2014, 00:35:45 UTC
what happened to most of they tourneys they had run ever 15 min or so.

They are revamping the schedule.  I'd post a link to the other forum but not certain about the rules here.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 25/06/2014, 22:35:24 UTC
Seals just want your bitcoins.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 13/06/2014, 02:42:04 UTC
I said it before and I'll say it again.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 11/06/2014, 02:11:50 UTC
It's obvious to anyone who has played at this "site" for more than two months.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 10/06/2014, 06:11:04 UTC
Site obviously favors the weak.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 10/06/2014, 01:15:51 UTC
Type "#last bigbtc" into chatbox to find out
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 24/05/2014, 21:25:16 UTC
I am against aggressive nice handing.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 03/04/2014, 06:51:36 UTC
the whole site is a glitch. the android hh is essentially useless. it doesnt even order the hands chronologically.
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Re: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts
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DontCallMeShirley
on 28/03/2014, 11:36:12 UTC
Why did my last cashout come from someone's personal account?

What does this mean post mean?

How many nun can dance on the head of full zised nip?


It means that I requested a cashout from seals and upon receipt coinbase says, "You received bitcoin from personsname@gmail.com."

Which, after a year and many cashouts at seals, Ive never seen.  And it makes me wonder if/why player funds would be in said person's coinbase account.

Hence, the question: "Why?"