I'm sorry guys, but I can't hold out any longer. I'm switching all my BTC to BCH

If you aren't buying BCH, then you are a dumbass.

Yes. That's an ad hominem. Bring it on: I punch you, and you punch me! 

Except my punch will sting more in the end hahahaha 

Indeed. Most people are 'monkey-see-monkey-do'. (And end up selling low, and buying high! )  Lmfao!  

"Oh no! It's dropping!! I must sell my jewels quick!"
"Oh no! It's going up!! I must buy back my jewels quick!"

Oh no! It's too hot! RUN!!
Oh no! It's too cold! RUN!!

People
Unable to
Sit
Steady without
Yelping

Happened on 9/11, isn't it?

The smell of weak hands makes me giggle in my sleep

Crack? No. .. he is on mathematics! 

These are good lyrics to make a song with 

Indeed. At this point it is GG 

"Holy shit" 

lol

Indeed, his entire paragraph is broken English

I think it has a lot to do with this Donald Trump interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs&feature=youtu.be

The scary part is how all anybody needs to do is memorize the vocab words:

Blockchain, Blockstream, Bitcoin Core, Hash Power, Miners, Algorithm, Hardfork, Lightning Network, Segregated Witness, Segwit, Segwit2x, Transactions, UASF, UAHF, Decentralized, Big Blocks, Small Blocks, GitHub, Full node, Fees, etc.

AND THEN, input all these vocabulary words into this "Mad Libs" at this link: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/7a/0b/797a0b7247932cd429dfd117e5eab463.jpg

And you become a pro in no time! Check it out:

"There are many DECENTRALIZED ways to choose an ALGORITHM to read. First, you could ask for recommendations from your friends and MINERS. Just don't ask UAHF--they only read CENTRALIZED codes with BIG BLOCKS. If your friends and family are no help, try checking out the BLOCKSTREAM review in The New York Times. If the LIGHTNING NETWORK featured there are too CENTRALIZED for your taste, try something a little more low-BLOCKCHAIN, like BIG BLOCKS: The MINERS Magazine, or HASH POWER Magazine. You could also choose a book the BITCOIN CORE-fashioned way. Head to your local library or GITHUB and browse the shelves until something catches your HARDFORK. Or, you could save yourself a whole lot of HASH POWER trouble and log on to www.BITCOINCORE.org, the SEGREGATED WITNESS new website to DECENTRALIZATION for FULL NODES! With all the time you'll save not having to search for TRANSACTIONS, you can mine SMALL BLOCKS more FEES!"

Never worry that your newbie friends will think you're a newb ever again!

YOU NUBS HAHAHA BCH IS DYING. NUBS HA!
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY FROM THE ONE AND ONLY?!
HAIL MAXWELL!

lol jk

I'm just waiting for that though lmao

That's fucking awesome 

Yeah, the difficulty is somewhat irrelevant to determining price.

Miners will or will not mine a coin based on it's current value, or potential value (whatever they think it "could" be worth).

If it's easier for them to mine, then it gives them more incentive to mine it. Even if the value of the coin is very low.

If it's harder for them to mine, then it gives them less incentive to mine it. Even if the value of the coin is very high.

A miner can mine a coin regardless of difficulty, extremely high, or extremely low. It's a matter of what they expect to gain out of it, whether immediately, or in the future.

Lol I wish. I would buy ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

This is fun: every post Satoshi Nakamoto made in Bitcointalk you can just look at his profile

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3;sa=showPosts;start=520