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Re: The country you want to live in
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Mr. Burns
on 19/06/2015, 21:42:10 UTC
Saudi Arabia
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Does race really have anything to do with color?
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Mr. Burns
on 19/06/2015, 17:48:53 UTC
Or is it about racing really fast.  Like ignoring moral principals and racing real fast?
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why do we have laws
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Mr. Burns
on 18/06/2015, 22:09:31 UTC
What if we just took away the cops for one moment and see what would happen.  Someone commits a crime, then what?

We could work together as a team to take out the man.
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Re: Have you ever been to jail?
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Mr. Burns
on 18/06/2015, 13:38:00 UTC
jail is weird.  there is a chess board on the table but they don't give you any pieces to play with  Undecided
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Re: Giving advice to anyone who ask
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 21:49:00 UTC
Ive read conflicting stories about fasting. Ive attempted it twice and ended up ordering two bigmac meals 10 minutes in on the first one. Grin
Second one I got wacky with my blood sugar I think. But If I can find it,it was a podcast talking about fasting and how it releases all this stuff from your gut into your system when you fast. I obviously am missing the details,as the topic was a bit science based.

u must have been on caffeine or something.  I've never heard of people getting hungry out of the blue like that
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Re: Am i reading this right? 2 Million Bitcoins
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 21:10:29 UTC
whateva.  u could hook up one of those Bitcoin machines in every supermarket around the globe, and give everyone free food for 20000 years basically.

and we could basically get rid of the mark of the beast by allowing rabbits and hamsters to buy food also.  also let ISIS/ISIL hoard anything they want.  and dish it out with a side of guns!!
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Mental illnesses
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 21:07:04 UTC
Who here has them?  I take Seroquel for schizophrenia (200mg).  Anybody got any additional ideas for solving my problems?
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Re: Daily thread for Stoners: Weed strain of the day
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 21:03:09 UTC
why are you guys all depressed  Cry

this is what my mother and father does every time every time i use
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Re: Giving advice to anyone who ask
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 20:59:26 UTC
try fasting!  worked for me!
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Re: Time to pack it up
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 20:56:24 UTC
MasterCard is literally a piece of plastic.  US Dollars are literally made out of paper.

Now give me a break.  Your telling me that shit is better than an encoded algorithm?  your CRAZY
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Re: 175 Quadrillion Zimbabwean Dollars Now Equals 0.02164502 BTC
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 20:53:39 UTC
$5 seems insignificant in USD.  but 0.02164503 BTC seems kinda excessive.  seeming that this stuff will go up to $10000000 per BTC in the next 10 years
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Re: IS UFO or ALIENS are real ?
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 19:55:28 UTC
maybe.  once when i was drunk someone locked the doors to my Honda and forbade me to drive (same car but locks were changed and remote beeper wouldn't work, either)
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Re: What is Double Spending and How it can happen?
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 17:11:20 UTC
impossible.  illuminati rpevents double speinding attacks
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Re: Daily thread for Stoners: Weed strain of the day
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Mr. Burns
on 13/06/2015, 16:11:21 UTC
Once you turn 21 you should probably be at that point where u need a life check if you are still smoking consistently marijuana.

Lets grow up people and be productive members of society. RAISE THE GDP OF YOUR COUNTRY!

hell ya.  i've been spending all my weed money on stuff like Hi-Chews or Ramyun from Japan.  it's great sh*t i tell ya
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Re: I placed my 4 s3+ outside
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Mr. Burns
on 30/05/2015, 02:58:40 UTC
to hell with mining.  it would have taken me like 22 years to get 0.5 btc with my S3's and S1, but i sold them on ebay and got the money immediately.  i mean what gives dude.

why the hell are u mining.  to give me money?  or to waste electricity or what?

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Re: Bitcoin and Porn
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Mr. Burns
on 30/05/2015, 02:07:45 UTC
gently caress porn seriously.  u fall in love with one porno and watch it for the rest of your life.  why not get married?  oh it's cause she never returns your phone calls and hates u.  yeah fuck u bitch.
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Re: Silk Road Founder Ross Ulbricht Sentenced to Life in Prison
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Mr. Burns
on 30/05/2015, 02:03:50 UTC
him being in jail is like saying weed is now legal.  but if they let him out eventually it would be like saying weed should be illegal.
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Re: Woman Demands To Know What Govt Agency Is Behind The Rainbow In Her sprinkler
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Mr. Burns
on 30/05/2015, 01:58:41 UTC
maybe if we make ourselves more schizophrenic we can make the rainbows dissappear (takes anothoer Seroquel  Cry)
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Re: Silk Road Founder Ross Ulbricht Sentenced to Life in Prison
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Mr. Burns
on 30/05/2015, 01:43:51 UTC
why marijuana?

why not alcohol?  something to calm u for just a little while.  if it was legal you'd probably want to kill yourself by the end of the day.

look at Colorado for God's sake.  people are dying.  like in schools and shit.
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Re: Silk Road Founder Ross Ulbricht Sentenced to Life in Prison
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Mr. Burns
on 30/05/2015, 00:51:52 UTC
Hopefully the appeal process will help, right now this is a sad day for freedom.


he actually deserves life.  unlike most of u people.  i actually bought some damaging drugs from that site (like opium).  the instructions were to put it in my freezer cause it came from India and was really hot and liquid like.  but i didn't wait.  i instead smoked the plastic it came on by accident.  now i have this cough that won't go away Sad

fuck HIM

and FUCK HIM FOR NOT SELLING OPIUM LOCALLY OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS AND KEPT IT OUT OF THE HEAT
FUCK ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES IN GENERAL.

Blame Ross if it makes you feel better, hope your cough gets better in the future.   Smiley

it actually made me more civilized of a person.  cause i used to walk down the street lamenting the loss of my ex-girlfriend with song.  now i just smoke cigarettes.  fuck her.  and fuck her kind (hipsters).