I just checked my wallet, and 300 BTC are GONE! disappeared about the same time as the cosby hack occurred! wtf do I do? I don't reuse any passwords and I have a firewall

help

Hey Ben, did you get that 511BTC donation I sent you?

SELL SELL SELL

more like 1,000,000 uBTC

Actually, I never signed up for his site and the wallet for that address is long gone. How can I check if he sent anything? 

Hello, I signed up now. Please send the money to the wallet below

Made $500k from stealing a bitcoin wallet
also, $10 in speculation at the time when prices were like $1-2

Why, yes, I will buy this piece of property with a lava pool in the back yard! Excellent analogy, good sir.

You're trying to log onto their support forums 

First they came for the trolls, and I did not speak out because I wasn't a troll.

Then they came for somethingawful, and I did not speak out because I wasn't a goon.

Then they came for LulzSec, and I did not speak out because I wasn't an anon.

Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Alternatively, you can just ignore bitcoin, because it's very good at destroying itself.

Oh really? I was about to offer 1 BTC for this thread, but I guess I will take my business elsewhere now.

That's quite ironic, because Bitcoin is supposed to be an unregulated currency.

I'm posting this from my spare account because I don't want to be hated by the other early miners...

I'm selling my 50k BTC in staggered amounts starting from tonight, and hopefully my impact on the market will be limited.

It's just not worth sitting on this kind of uncertainty anymore.

It will be a pyramid scheme until a certain theoretical point where it reaches a level of implementation where it's widely accepted and liquid enough for people to actually use it.

Right now it's just like any share out there that you might by at an excahnge, except a few vendors glorify it by accepting payments. When trading volume from people buying into BTC is exceeded by actual commerce, I say it's not a pyramid scheme anymore. Arbitrary, I know.

At this rate you'll have to start abandon currencies and look to less conventional milestones... I'm looking forward to when 1 BTC buys you a big mac, personally.

So what does it mean when a transaction blip on the bitcoin monitor is explained by two smaller amounts in brackets? I thought it'd be quite obvious it indicated the transaction fee, but I'm obviously missing something... 

They've all got a transaction fee attached to them, so I'm guessing somebody is trying to flood the network with transactions that will be prioritised to slow it down for the rest of us...

EDIT: He's losing 0.03 for every transaction, and the last transaction was at about 40 BTC, so only 1333 transactions to go.

There's only demand for about 15k BTC on MtGox at the moment, ranging from $1.15 to $1.55. I think your 20% share of the whole btc economy would upset things, to say the least...

Very Orwellian, I like it.