good morning WOs.
I woke to pee my panties
so back to bed for me.
FTFY - haiku conversion for uie-pooie.
How exactly is "good morning WOs" pronounced as 5 syllables?
I suspect that this responsive post might be interpreted as a wee bit pretentious, including my attempts at defending my past posting behaviors, but I am going to state my case, anyhow.. just because..
So here goes...
I would like to consider what I had done there as a kind of "artistic liberty."
In other words, don't think about the banana taped to the wall, but instead try NOT to consider the underlying words that WO represents, but instead stretch your imagination to consider those two letters as two syllables.. .. ..
One syllable is pronounced "Whu" and the other syllable is pronounced "Oh"
Perhaps, it might have had been better for those haiku wannabe snobs
(not naming anyone in particular) if I would have had written the "WO" out like this: "W.O.," or alternatively, and maybe even better, I could have written out the pronunciation as "Whu Oh"
Surely, one of those variations would have had been helpful towards getting me more solidly into the "artistic liberation" grounds that I am attempting to claim with my struggles at an arguably reasonable "haiku conversion"?
artistic liberty...
no ...no and no...there is no whu....oh.....its whoa('s)....just think keanu reeves in bill and teds excellent adventure