I think it's hilarious that while I've been publicly bashed by 30 some strangers, not a single message in my inbox asking anything about my plan and why I decided to post what I even know is a ridiculous offer on this forum.  I'm not stupid enough to think that someone would blindly throw 41btc at me and hope for the best.  I highly doubt there are many people on this site with the capacity to loan such an amount... I just wanted to throw it out there and see.  There was nothing offensive about my original post- and I was attacked pretty viciously.  I looked at other newbie's requests for loans and found much of the same sort of reactions....the sense of entitlement among the senior members of the forum is completely unjustified and just rude.  I approached this with some lightness and sense of humor ("sugartits").  More than half of this country says y'all as a daily part of their speech.  If you are turned off by someone's post, you need not vomit your unsolicited opinions all over it.  It just makes you look like a broke small dicked bully. And if I had collateral, then I probably wouldn't be asking for the loan in the first place.

Oh, and I got my funding from a Us of A small business loan... So i'll get to keep most of that 41 btc return to myself.  Thanks Obama!  

You all can go back to wanking your tiny dicks now.  I'm going on vacation.  

y'all are hateful.

Y'all are fucking crazy and wasting my time.  Have the moderator hit me- I've done nothing wrong yet I've been called a troll, theif, scammer, and a liar by a bunch of jaded idiots.

Excuse me sir, or madam.... I've done nothing wrong here. I followed the rules of this site and posted what is an honest and upfront offer. I'm sorry that your jaded little mind finds my post offensive- so offensive that you threaten my account being revoked.... Something not quite right there.   As far as bitjam goes- I live in the USA, can't exactly sign up for an acct there.  And who complains about a return as good as I'm offering? A crazy person does.

I'm legit. I'm ready to go whenever I receive funding. Have a good day crankypants.

Never say never, sugar tits.

Yes, I'm new here. Yes, I most likely didn't format my headline correctly or with enough flair... and honestly I'm quite sure what kind of spirit animal a redditor is, but looking around so far I like where I've ended up.

I've got a fantastic opportunity that's taken months in the making, but is ready to go. It's a quick 14 day loan with a 100% turnaround. I don't have collateral (no need to yell... I have a brain, I get it), I'm hoping that the payoff and short term is incentive enough to someone. I'm located in Los Angeles, live a quiet sun filled life, and would love to see my meticulous plan come to life and make everyone do the little reddit dance.

that's a thing, right?

Please get back to me as soon as you are able. Serious and non sketchy inquiries only please. Obviously a quick but trusted relationship must be built here before anything moves forward. Play smart kiddies! <----meant with the upmost respect, gods of the reddit!

Take care,

WehoPup