Thank you for all the replies. I should say that I actually have a pretty decent understanding of the theory of bitcoin. I am mostly a believer, which is why I've changed my stance on being dead set on selling this thing for cash, to being very willing to accept a btc transaction or some combination of the two.
The part I'm clueless about is the actual infrastructure of it and WTF a "trezor" is, the fact that a "paper wallet" apparently doesnt involve paper, how to know which wallets/apps are legit/private etc etc. Yes, I could spend alot of time and learn all of this. I could also research the balance sheets of mutual funds etc that I have in my 401k but I prefer to just point and click and enjoy my life. My biggest concern is that bitcoin never gets to the point where people like me can use it comfortably.
Anyway, the most common feedback I got in both PM's and in this thread are to make another attempt to sell with Bigdaddy Minerjones as the facilitator before peeling. I am willing to take the leap of faith and send this coin to him to make this happen, once I have an agreed on sale.
See my post history for quite a few pics of the coin. Please PM or drop me a line in here if you have interest. As I said to someone in PM, my main concern is privacy and doing the deal in a way my newbie self is comfortable with. That takes precedence over getting every possible penny from the sale.