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Re: Share your Internet Speed.
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mellzinha
on 27/11/2014, 14:27:42 UTC
http://oi62.tinypic.com/ev2lwg.jpg

mine is quite fast today... at least webpages are loading Angry
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Re: Answer the question above with a question.
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mellzinha
on 27/11/2014, 14:21:40 UTC
So, when someone says "totally empty", does that mean 0% of 100%, or 100% of 0%, or what?
Isn't that like asking if the glass is half-full or half-empty?
what would you recommend i top up my glass with?
It depends; which half would you want to top up?

can i top up half a glass of beer with half a glass of whisky?

Could you please fetch me a glass topped up half of beer, with half of whisky, and with half of Absolut? And some pizza?
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Re: Let's Count to 21 Million with Images
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mellzinha
on 30/09/2014, 05:39:52 UTC
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Re: Answer the question above with a question.
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mellzinha
on 30/09/2014, 05:30:51 UTC
So what about now?
I don't know; does anyone care about mistletoe?
Don't you think that's a strange question?
Why shouldn't everybody be curious about the stickiness of Phoradenron leucarpum's berries?
Do you mean Phoradendron leucarpum?
Would you accept my apologies for that typo?
why would he do that?  Tongue
Arent't apologies fungible, I mean, couldn't he save them and give them to someone else?
Er, was that question somehow embarassing, or too difficult to answer?
Who is Er?
Hoo knows.  Do you know or should we ask someone else?
Er, brother of Hum, son of Duh and Well, don't you know?
I do know but can you explain why I should share this knowledge?
Wouldn't you do it just to gain everlasting fame?
Don't you know that in life, as well as in this thread, some questions are not meant to be answered?
Not even questioned?
Ergo, would posting such be considered sacrilegious?
Could you please translate that into English?
Which "that", the "ergo" or the "sacrilegious"?
Why not simply use an online translator?
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Re: Ban the person above you (jokingly).
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mellzinha
on 29/09/2014, 23:53:27 UTC
Doge is heresy ... !!!  BANNDed
Banned for being a noob!..  Grin

banned for inserting " Grin " when u are having options of Smiley Wink Cheesy Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh Roll Eyes Embarrassed Lips sealed Undecided Kiss Cry

banned for using so many smileys.

You're banned... because i want it!
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Re: Sep. Joke contest WIN up to 5$
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mellzinha
on 29/09/2014, 23:51:11 UTC
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Re: Let's Count to 21 Million with Images
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mellzinha
on 26/09/2014, 21:54:12 UTC
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Re: Do You Like World of Warcraft?
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mellzinha
on 26/09/2014, 21:52:32 UTC
I like it. The game is amazing, I've played it for sometime, but it's been a while I don't log in there anymore.
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Re: Ban the person above you (jokingly).
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mellzinha
on 26/09/2014, 07:14:43 UTC
Banned for being a self proclaimed troll hunter.

Banned for understanding what he wrote in his secret code.
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Re: Answer the question above with a question.
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mellzinha
on 26/09/2014, 07:00:02 UTC
There is no topic, do you not understand that?
You mean, I could even ask whether the Eastern mistletoe of North America has sticky pulp inside its berries, like the European mistletoe?
You definitely could do that. The problem is do you think you would get an answer?
It would be very naive of me to expect that, wouldn't it?
But was that a real reason of your naiveness?
Hm... could it be that, sub-consciously, I was expecting an aswer to that question?
Is that why you asked that exact same question in a different thread?  Grin
What different thread?
You never heard of the totally off topic thread?
Does it mean our posts can have parallel lives in parallel threads, like parallel universes?
Or perhaps that thread has the answers to all the questions in this thread, in some order?

Are there answers to each and every questions that our vain philosophy would ever be able to dream of?
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Re: what this girl want to say.....
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mellzinha
on 24/09/2014, 16:18:23 UTC

If there's a rule of thumb when dealing with girls it that girls always act the opposite they mean to... so whenever a girl says no, she actually means yes. And if she says yes... she really means no...

In your case, she surely wants you. But she prefers you to be less "romantic" and more like a "contemptible" person... yes, they love it! (well, at least here where I live, it works like that)

... they are weird Shocked

TLDR: do not ask for it ... simply do it

(disclaimer: past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results)

Spoken like a true rapist. I'm sure that'll hold up in a court of law.


lol ... very true

Allah Hafez means Good bye.
i know that but is she agreed or not what u ppl think?

Why are you asking us how she feels? If I wanted to know how someone feels I would have a conversation with them. I would certainly not go to a public forum and post 4 or 5 words expecting people will somehow have all the answers. You saying, "I love you" and her saying, "Good-bye" just sounds to me like the end of a normal conversation. However, the fact that you chose to come here and air your doubts publicly tells me that you don't think she feels the same way. (Which is quite likely the case.) Regardless, go talk to her and find out the truth. You won't find it here.  Roll Eyes

I suggest you man up and talk to her about this... privately. (Then come back here and tell us all how it went.)  Cheesy

IMO he should just forget this girl, and try his luck with some other(s).... IF the girl likes him, SHE will come and beg him....

... a man should NEVER beg Wink
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Re: Answer the question above with a question.
by
mellzinha
on 24/09/2014, 16:09:09 UTC
It depends, does it really improve your quality of life?

am I you?


Did you forget to take your medicine today?
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Re: ★[GIVEAWAY]➫Win up to 0.05 just for posting here ★★★ Sponsored by BitBandit.eu ★
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mellzinha
on 24/09/2014, 01:08:52 UTC
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Re: How can we prevent similar tragedies in the future?
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mellzinha
on 24/09/2014, 01:07:49 UTC
... well, on deducting everyone's points, won't it be a draw anyway?
Looks like you've worked it out all by yourself.

So glad we finally have a coherent solution.
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Re: What Song are you Listening To?
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mellzinha
on 22/09/2014, 19:06:26 UTC
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Re: Answer the question above with a question.
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mellzinha
on 22/09/2014, 19:02:56 UTC
Is she he? What about this kermit toad there... is it a he, or a she? ... or both?
As a non-human animal, shouldn't he she it be a 'it'?

Do animals make love? Or do they only make sex?


So, you're trying to tell me that toads and lizards mate each other?
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Re: it's that time again...
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mellzinha
on 22/09/2014, 01:08:45 UTC
... you need a shrink...

 Tongue

Had a few...they all ended up in the psych ward before me. I guess im too much for them to handle lol

lol  so you need a whore girlfriend Grin
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Re: Answer the question above with a question.
by
mellzinha
on 22/09/2014, 01:06:24 UTC
Well, what next?
Can't think for yourself? Smiley
Why are you questioning the person above?
Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with another question? Roll Eyes
Isn't doing otherwise considered "off-topic" and a clear violation of forum rules?
So we are expected to be rude here?
Can't we all be polite to one another?
Did you mean to ask...

http://i.imgur.com/6E0GS3v.jpg
How did you read my mind?Smiley

Isn't all this smoke bad for the greenhouse effect?
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Re: The bitcoin lottery
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mellzinha
on 21/09/2014, 06:30:09 UTC
Hi,

Why have you opened this thread here on "off-topic"? It should be at the "market Place", for example. (more people would see it and reply)

Success!
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Re: [BRASIL] As Perspectivas São Assustadoras
by
mellzinha
on 21/09/2014, 06:07:49 UTC
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As criptomoedas não vão enriquecer ninguém por que essa fase já passou,ficou rico quando ninguém sabia o que eram criptomoedas
(...)

Veja só: um troll e seu FUD mal feito...

Você está baseando sua argumentação num straw man.

As criptomoedas tem funções claras: sendo unidade de denominção de valor e de preços, bucam servir de meio de troca e de pagamento, propiciando o armazenamento, a conservação e a circulação de riquezas.

Não é objetivo do Bitcoin enriquecer ninguém. Esse é um objetivo das pirâmides financeiras, e acho que esse tipo de coisa deve ser buscado em outro lugar, já que nossa comunidade não aprova fraudes do tipo.

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Agora estamos num estágio de maturação da bolha,na fase de distribuição,em que o smart money sairá para deixar o prejú nas mãos dos patos
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Bolha? Que bolha? (mais achismo?)

Pato? Que pato? (insultos?)

(Sua argumentação agora passou ao red herring... armadilhas, nada mais... é isso o melhor que você pode fazer?)

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As criptomoedas não tornarão ninguém rico POR QUE A POTENCIAL OFERTA FUTURA DELAS TENDE A SER ILIMITADA

Explicando melhor,quando surgir a tal criptomoeda perfeita e que atenda a todas as expectativas do mercado,dado que este mercado não tem regulação e nem um agente monopolista de emissão,os próprios agentes participantes do mercado(programadores),atenderão a demanda surgida,criando clones as dezenas e milhares da tal criptomoeda perfeita

(...)

Esse será o futuro de todas as criptomoedas,pois,repetindo o axioma a que fiz alusão no início,"não se cria riqueza do nada"
(...)

Quem está aqui é favorável à liberdade, e contra esse "monopólio" que você apontou, portanto, não é nossa preocupação restringir possíveis tecnologias que possam superar o Bitcoin. Superação foi o que nos tirou das cavernas.

(...)
Abraços e atenção

Abraços, e boa sorte com suas ações Roll Eyes