You have 2k? Sure, chickins, golden eggs... lets do this.
Step 1) you wire me your 2k, takes a few hours.
Step 2) I deposit to btce, usually about 30 hours.
Step 3) I will buy the btc on btc-e and send to you
Step 4) you make it rain.
deal? or only have 1k now? no problem, wire that and we can do it with a smaller amount. in fact how about the first 2 rounds, you keep 100 percent of profit. you keep all the golden eggs! minus bank charges. trust me yet?