My gut says that this loan request oddly stinks of someone else on this [lending] forum who very recently defaulted on a bunch of investors and posted in their thread today that they "found a new method" to earn profits.  I'm willing to be wrong but I don't think I am.

Not at all, in fact this is the most common request over here: newbies asking for "loans" without collateral.

You, yourself have done it probably dozens of times allready. Did it ever worked? Aren't you tired of creating accounts and begging for free money?

Why don't you get a job instead, maybe because you are not of legal age? If this is the case, you can always make an account, contribue in a positive way to this forum and then earn money by participating in signature campaigns.

Nope.  :/

You would just abandon the account.

0 activity, no mention of collateral, newbie just asking for a loan of 830$. I'd recommend you read the stickies before Vod or some Green Trust dude paint you red