Lol spare me

Wow... ok I had my suspicions but now I'm positive that there are some individuals with major reading disabilities on this particular forum. I posted last night that I found someone to help me. In other words, I am no longer accepting donations. I don't know how to explain that any further.
Anything sent to the given adress will be returned promptly. Just let me know that you sent it or I won't know it was one of you.

"I'm not trying to argue with you man, just disregard it."
You then go on to argue with me       lol I'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just saying

"I think any convenience store would hold a random stranger in contempt for walking in and saying 'if you give me 10 bucks now, I'll give you 20 bucks next week.'"
You see, that's not *quite* the same as what I did. I won't bother trying to elaborate on this, I'm sure it would go in one and out the other anyway.

Good day, bitcointalk.org/subforum noobs. I apologize for all the agony and butt-hurt I've apparently caused.

That is a bullshit reason. So if you worked at convenience store would you hold every customer in contempt and be dickish to them because of the possibility that they could be robbers or shop lifters?

Huh? Ignorant of what, exactly? Please try to make sense before typing words at me.

Guess wha? I found another btc related site and - surprise surprise - a dude there got me what I wanted!!! Pretty nifty eh?
google deez nutz  

I wasn't begging, fuck head! Its called a proposition. Google it. By your logic, anyone who goes to a company looking for an investment is akin to a hobo. After all, they're begging for that money, RIGHT? Feeling sort of like a re re yet? Furthermore, the whole idea was that the benefactor would be paid back double, assuming that things went well, which thereby negates your whole point. If you knew how to read you would have already figured out that I work my ass off IRL, so don't go there. I said from the very beginning that -of course- you have no way of knowing if you could trust me. I was just trying to see if there was some guy or gal here with oodles and oodles of bitcoin that wouldn't really mind if they lost a small bit. There's a word for that too - "sharing." Google it. Also, you need Jesus, or something. Why the hell would you lash out at me when I didn't do anything to you or anyone else? Why is everyone so hostile in this bitch? Yeesh!

Just need one donor, one payment. Not thousands.  You guys act like I'm trying to pull of some big scheme, while I have been nothing but polite. Your quips are not clever, nor are they funny. This kind of behavior is usually exhibited by individuals with a low sense of self-worth.

No. 1st link was in way similar to my post. 2nd guy was asking way more than me.

That's very old, donated that to another cause. Check the final balance. Current balance is actually 0.00953. Stop trying to discredit me, I have done no harm here.

Please deposit coins to:
1LchgfCqswBfSPdNsJPbd9ZFMrN4X5daeB

I guess you know this already but ^that guy is fibbing

I could fake any identity, PhotoShop does exist. I can't find a job in my area but I am self employed. Thanks anyway for that sagely wisdom. I can't mine, craptop can only do like 7mhs or w/e, plus I obviously can't afford the electrical costs. Ridiculing me does nothing but make you look immature.

What part of "donate, and you may get a return on it, you may not" is so difficult for some of you? I made it perfectly clear in my first post that I can't prove anything and this could easily be a scam, and that whoever does donate is taking a risk.
Stop bringing up issues I've already addressed.
I'm still accepting, so feel free to contact me if you have like a million coins and wouldn't mind losing one

Read my other posts. You're not helping me, nor are you going to change my mind. If you're not interested, just chill.

1: I already said I don't want some d-bag to use my idea
2: What difference would it make if I had a thousand posts? That doesn't prove I'm trustworthy
3: If I had a way to pay it back, why would I need it in the first place?
3b: I also said I would try to pay it back eventually.

I'm not coming in here begging, I'm not raising hell and making demands. I simply asked, very politely, if anyone was willing to fork it over, under the condition that they'll either get a 200+% return on it, or nothing. I'm not hurting anyone by asking.

If you don't believe me, you think this all some master scheme I cooked up, fine. I. can't say I blame you. Either you want to help me or you don't, it's as simple as that. There's no way I can prove who I am or what I'm doing, all I have is my anonymous, typed word.

I know what you mean about not wanting to get ripped off. I understand completely. But you I'm afraid you are incorrect - family's poor too, friend thing is not an option, people around here are to shifty.

Still open to potential donors. You never know, maybe you'll double it up. It doesn't have to be 1.50, I just threw that out there for the sake of even numbers. I actually only need 1.3165, but whatever

Peace

You're right, how DO I afford to eat? Not easily, I can tell you that. I don't think I really conveyed what I meant by "broke college student." Some of us don't come into the world with everything, some of us have to scrape change from under the car seat to get by.

You're not helping me by telling me what an idiot I am. I'm just looking for a selfless person to help me get the ball rolling with my endeavours.

I just figure SOMEONE out there will say, "hey, instead of dropping this BTC on a round of satoshi dice, why not give it to this guy?"

Hey guys, I hope all is well.

So I've been plotting for a while now and I've come up with what I feel is a fairly solid plan to make a few bitcoins. Although I know that most of you are trustworthy, I do not feel comfortable disclosing the details at this time, as anyone could read this and take my ideas. I will tell you that it does not involve gambling or any illegal activity, just to be sure.

Here's the deal: I am a broke college student and I really don't have the extra cash to purchase some BTC. In order to get started, I'm looking for one generous person to donate/invest the amount of 1.5 BTC to my cause. I am only accepting this from one person. You can check the blockchain to see if I have already received it, and I will post here as soon as I do. If I receive coins from anyone else I will promptly return them to the sender.

If I succeed, which I am quite confident I will, the investor will be awarded 3.00 BTC, maybe more depending on how successful I am. If I fail, well, then sadly you are just out 1.5 BTC; however, I will TRY to eventually pay you back in the event that things go sour, but I cannot say how long that will be. That being said, feel free to donate as much as you like if you're really in a giving mood, but I can't promise you a full return on your investment. Anything I do not spend will be returned though. Let me make it clear that I am not looking for a loan. I just need one gracious person with some extra BTC lying around to help me out.

How do you know that I'm not just some POS scammer? Well, you don't. All I can do is give you my word that I will fulfill my end of the bargain. Bear in mind the rather small amount that I am requesting. If I was trying to rip you guys off, I'd be asking for more and I'd come up with some elaborate scheme to try and convince you.

So please, please consider giving me a hand. Not to sound corny, but I would be forever grateful 

Best regards,
Jeff