My wife says ok, one has the kids and the other does dinner. Of course I opted for kids, I hate doing dinner. I then ask my 2 yr old to go into the living room and I then pick up my 1 month old baby boy.....
He then projectile vomits 3 times all over me. We are both totally covered and I mean absolutely drenched.
I had 2 options and I should have chosen dinner.
The joys of parenthood, Part 2. Vomit shower comes after sleep deprivation. The greatest joys come when the child ascends to teenager status. These will be fond memories.
Cynical? Who - me?

Cooking isn't that bad. It can be fun, actually.