I think those foodstuffs might decompose in transit, especially that burrito. Ick. However, that lifetime supply of WD-40 is appealing to me for reasons I can't put into words.
I'm pretty sure Nitinol is highly corrosion resistant.
No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
Willing to bet 90% of people posting here will be more interested in the prizes rather than merit.
That Vulpirodinger box that might contain a burrito rabbit in it sounds tempting.
There will also be an elaborate ceremony taking the form of a dance contest. Participation is mandatory.
Are fox costumes mandatory for the dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvxAV8MPyo
And since we're at the 60 seconds worth of photoshop editing here are my 120 seconds:
