Quote from: Last of the V8s on January 07, 2019, 02:21:29 PM

Quote from: RealMachasm on January 07, 2019, 02:16:58 PM

Thought I would throw a couple of Limerick in in the hope of scoring some sM.( I am shit at Haiku tbh)

There once was a spaceman named wright
Whos speed was much faster than light
He set out one day
In a relative way and returned on the previous night

A diner whilst dining at Crewe
Found a rather large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter dont shout
Or wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too.

Guess I am a bit bored. Come on Bitcoin lets start going up now please.

2 good ones there. Deservedly well-known.

Rumbled.
How about this one?

There once was a young man named Green
Who grew so abnormally lean
That flat and compressed
Till his back squeezed his chest
And sideways he coulnt Be seen.