mothers are not to blame.

Well then, who the hell are the panties for?

Forest Man said it is not mother. I can think of...

You just spoiled the birthday surprise for his wife. Not cool.

Sounds like the wife's shoplifting list; no beer or 10mm sockets.

Panties and:

what was the remote control for? Hopefully something cool, like a drone.

One big giant...start with "D" but it is not drone and it doesn't end with "ICK".

Makes sense.