My "Diabolical Satoshi" conspiracy theory? Bitcoin wasn't an accident. Satoshi, "and friends" might have already planned out what to do after the network/protocol was stable enough for the users/miners.
Tinfoil hats on.

I'm currently wearing a tinfoil hat on top of my tinfoil hat! *joking, although not really joking* ...
Ok, add another one.
What if Bitcoin's first exchanges, first dark markets, and first everything were already planned by the first group of people "hired" by the "Satoshi gang", or was already part of the gang, to boot-strap the network's economy?

Everything was planned...they think from the end to the beginning, which is very deep.
Wiki leaks mention few times that big companies make them problem with payment in some point it explode...
Cicada in the leaked emails talked about cash...
Someone else here ssid what if there is no sender and receive when you communicate how you will know that something moved over the web, this catch my attention because, maybe you while you answer me really hint or direct someone else to somethin.
Without any encryption, you just answer and post...
But how A know that B direct the message to him and Z is also have importants point for him which he need to transfer to Y ...
How the heck this work ..which mean only they know how to resolve the pazzel/massege
And I know people who can communicate only by videos and music and imagies with few words, but when it's huge group how the heck they know which part to who and other things which is outstanding.