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Re: Wall Observer BTC/USD - Bitcoin price movement tracking & discussion
by
Lambie Slayer
on 10/03/2020, 20:57:05 UTC

Define real women.

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

woman()

I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.

You don't want to have more than 2 kids especially when everybody and everything is super stupid in the last 10-15 years.

I wouldn't want my child to watch retarded youtubers on youtube for example. I grow up by watching pokémon and that was the most awesome shit I have ever witnessed.

Even 2 kids is too much tbh. It is either 1 or none. My logic says none but biology says at least one.

So 29 is OK to me.
2 is not enough. It takes more than that just for the species to survive. And the older she is the dumber and sicker the kid will be.

Agree with you here Ibian. Thats why Leo replaces his woman every few years with a younger one.  So if the day comes where he decides he is ready to propagate the species he will have a most suitable partner. He is basically a prepper at heart.  Smiley

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