This story goes better when she is mesmerized by the sight of the UTXO, the immutable mark of the carnal transaction in which she laid herself down as a sacrificial offering to the god of Bitcoin. She feels that she herself is forever hashed into the blockchain; it arouses her anew, it enthralls her, and she becomes addicted to accumulating bitcoins through ciphersex...
... until the bigblockers came around one day.

They gang banged raped her - from every hole imaginable with their large blocks - which evidently knocked some sense into her, that a
BTC block was all she ever really needed.
The next morning she ... swallowed his (
BTC) seed, and lived happily ever after.
Cryptotourist, an NSA OSINT analyst tipped me that
the rank-watchers in Meta forgot you. SwayStars rise to Full Member merited mention. Your earlier rise to Sr. is listed on the front page.
Well, there is that.
But who cares about meta conspiracies, when we have the real deal ones, here.

Are you out of the conspiracy to take my money, turn it into 21,000 BTC, and then take over the forum? :-/
You dawg, that's a lot of coin,
and I don't mean the leveraged unrealized profits.
OT: What the fuck is this shit ?!
Bait.
Spread the word around,
King just turned five digits old,
in all his glory.#haiku